10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts