10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm