10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers