10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.