10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss