10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.