10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts