10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'