10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom