10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.