10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986