10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.