10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"