10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak