10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.