10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• You have to piss with the dick you have