10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.