10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is for loners.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."