10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-