10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"