10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.