10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright