10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm