10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is