10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986