10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.