10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers