10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS