10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm