10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "No river, no fish."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]