10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)