10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?