10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob