10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.