10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.