10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!