10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.