10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez