10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters