10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
"you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
Why not, when some because there are three.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
im going to 2 out you to death