10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph