10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz