10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio