10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.