10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.