10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.