10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier