10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim