10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.