10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Fook the floosh droo!